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She stood before him wearing only pantries
and he groped for her Volvo under the gauze.
She had saved her public hair, and his cook
went hard as a fist. They fell to the bad.
He shoveled his duck into her posse
and all her worm juices spilled out.
Still, his enormous election raged on.
Her beasts heaved as he sacked them,
and his own nibbles went stuff as well.
She put her tong in his rear and talked ditty.
Oh, it was all that he could do not to comb.

Date: 2011-04-15 02:08 pm (UTC)

Date: 2011-04-15 04:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hiswifetheirmom.livejournal.com
LOL That's funny!

Date: 2011-04-16 12:22 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-04-21 12:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] fizeau.livejournal.com
I love this.

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