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Fifth Ward Email // Tish Benson
Mar. 24th, 2008 09:24 pmFifth Word Email // Tish Benson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bLmdvAvy3k
Greetings ho—
It's 3:30 p.m. Saturday. Roo––my man who put the ring of eternal life on my 3rd finger left hand bended knee at the big water sprinkler fountain thang in the park when it was lit up with folks and kids and everybody clapped and somebody asked us to join them havin a cook out—we said no cause we had our own 'que set up cause my Uncle Lemmo and Aunt Patrice brought down two of they smokers...
He is somewhere workin on somethin for my momma––that part is none of yo' damn business... leavin me here to use his computer he won at the Library Friends Celebrate Us...
I go to check my business and all his e-mail pops up...
Long story short I chance upon correspondences
(e mails—you silly bitch)
between you and my Husband...
not my boyfriend
or playmate just chillin on the lo
or my off and on again
or we serious—but...
not even
we common-law
Naw naw naw
MY FUCKIN HUSBAND!
LEGAL like taxes and my foot up yo' ass
cause we went down to the court house
stood in that long freakin line that wrapped out the door
and halfway down the stairs––got the papers signed
then had to go back through a whole lotta traffic
cause we forgot two forms of i.d.
had the weddin which you were not invited to cause of your ho-ish ways and yes I do know how to spell whore
but that's too dignified for yo' slutty ho-ish ways
5 bridesmaids––all of'um wearin fierce dresses looked like Beyonce's momma made'um but I ain't sayin who made'um
since we both know you like to bite every damn thang I got
...3 flower girls––yeah Silia and Nay-Nay was in it
even though they yo cousins I am not the kind
to allow the sins of kin to interfere with my love show
150 people total––all bearin good gifts
which you will never see or even experience
in no kinda way... not when I make some waffles
on my waffle iron Bertese got me or fix a cake
and have it sit up under
this bad ass chandelier lookin cake plate my auntie got me
Cause you will always be the other woman
and not the woman––and Roo don't need no other woman
cause he got me
which is plenty enough for his ass
..Rev. Welch preached so hard he sweated his curl back
and gave my momma a place to lay her tears
and she don't be cryin at no weddin's
even my Uncle Cordell and some of the other men were dabbin
Rev. said love like ours is what the world needs
What the world needs
Did you hear me bitch?
Love Like Ours Is What The World Needs!
These are terrible times we livin in
Do you hear me!
Yeah yeah it was real
..day in day out
we make the bed dance across the floor
make the light socket loose up
if you thought you heard thunder
that be us bitch
that be us
But
now my heart pitter patters
races
wonderin what it all means... where is truth really?
Then I stop wonderin... I begin to know
Cause I know you
knew you when I was tryin to help you crawl
out from under the rock
you like to lay
Yes I know that married men are
your specialty...
Knew that from the giddy up go
you never respected me when I was tryin
to help you get it together
so why should you now...
I ain't never gonna forget how you came up
ovah when I was livin in them apartments by the ferris wheel park
––that time you was
playin mo' drunk than yo' ass was––rubbin up and down yo leg
playin with the hairs on'um—sayin you sho' need to shave
brushin up and down talkin bout—;it's likea forest-seeee'
So Roo could tell you that you ought not shave
cause his daddy always tole him a
hairy legged woman mean she got rich hot blood
that can make a man dream winnin numbers
and have a lotta superbowl winnin sons...
and you laughin
talkin bout––'really? really? you think?'
I forgave you for that
cause I knew you always had low self esteem
and I forgave him cause I figured he knew you had it too
He got that Jesus with a hard dick complex
wanna save every bitch that's got hoe DNA
he just lucked up with me
cause if he wasn't with me he'd probably been part of yo fool collection
suckin niggahs dry
But that taught me a valuable lesson––any bitch come ovah to my crib
discussin they personals, rubbin up on they self––ovah posin in my foyer full length mirror—any thang while my husband is around will immediately get a door slammed hard...
let the do' knob hitcha where the good Lord splitcha
Anyway this is all to say that
I suggest you be clear
to your self about how much
you wanna––as you said in that silly ass email of yours: "just stay friends like always;)"
with My HUSBAND
Because if you rollin like a tramp down a truckstop diner on payday
then know that with all actions there is an equal opposite reaction...
Don't think this is about some jealous shit—naw this is about respect
There is a difference
Learn it and live
In case you too stupid to know what I'm talkin about
then go rent the Godfather bitch
or tape it between them ham hock thighs of yours
five finger discount style that you know so well how to do––
Watch it—think of ya self when you see that horse head
bloodied up in that bed
What go around will be dealt with by #1RoosBoo...
Connect the dots bitch cause I know you goin "huh? what?"
ooo see I know you with that fake baby voice will never fool the
1 who will stir that shit up and eat it for breakfast like nothin
Don't think I'm checkin on a one sided tip... I see Roo wrote you first to say we got married
I guess that's something yall share in common... neither of yall is too bright so
knowin you sucha dumb heifer from hell
lemme break it down in this way:
..deception means destruction... yeah he'll feel it
my wrath and vengeance... I don't know no way
just crazy some say...
so if it comes to that
a time bomb set off cause of you
tryin to come between 2
doin the do...
just gone have to be yo head
laid up at the foot
hung up by a tree
cut off by a guillotine... Roo got it comin too
peace to yall both
...yeah I got it like that and you should hear the beat that goes behind it
snatchin yo mug off into a thousand particles
One final word to you:
all you really wanna do is suck ya daddy's dick cause he wasn't there for you in a real way
From me: who don't give a rat's asshole
Know that you have met your match
cause an ass whuppin ain't but a blink away...
all done with out ever lookin at your troll ass mug
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bLmdvAvy3k
Greetings ho—
It's 3:30 p.m. Saturday. Roo––my man who put the ring of eternal life on my 3rd finger left hand bended knee at the big water sprinkler fountain thang in the park when it was lit up with folks and kids and everybody clapped and somebody asked us to join them havin a cook out—we said no cause we had our own 'que set up cause my Uncle Lemmo and Aunt Patrice brought down two of they smokers...
He is somewhere workin on somethin for my momma––that part is none of yo' damn business... leavin me here to use his computer he won at the Library Friends Celebrate Us...
I go to check my business and all his e-mail pops up...
Long story short I chance upon correspondences
(e mails—you silly bitch)
between you and my Husband...
not my boyfriend
or playmate just chillin on the lo
or my off and on again
or we serious—but...
not even
we common-law
Naw naw naw
MY FUCKIN HUSBAND!
LEGAL like taxes and my foot up yo' ass
cause we went down to the court house
stood in that long freakin line that wrapped out the door
and halfway down the stairs––got the papers signed
then had to go back through a whole lotta traffic
cause we forgot two forms of i.d.
had the weddin which you were not invited to cause of your ho-ish ways and yes I do know how to spell whore
but that's too dignified for yo' slutty ho-ish ways
5 bridesmaids––all of'um wearin fierce dresses looked like Beyonce's momma made'um but I ain't sayin who made'um
since we both know you like to bite every damn thang I got
...3 flower girls––yeah Silia and Nay-Nay was in it
even though they yo cousins I am not the kind
to allow the sins of kin to interfere with my love show
150 people total––all bearin good gifts
which you will never see or even experience
in no kinda way... not when I make some waffles
on my waffle iron Bertese got me or fix a cake
and have it sit up under
this bad ass chandelier lookin cake plate my auntie got me
Cause you will always be the other woman
and not the woman––and Roo don't need no other woman
cause he got me
which is plenty enough for his ass
..Rev. Welch preached so hard he sweated his curl back
and gave my momma a place to lay her tears
and she don't be cryin at no weddin's
even my Uncle Cordell and some of the other men were dabbin
Rev. said love like ours is what the world needs
What the world needs
Did you hear me bitch?
Love Like Ours Is What The World Needs!
These are terrible times we livin in
Do you hear me!
Yeah yeah it was real
..day in day out
we make the bed dance across the floor
make the light socket loose up
if you thought you heard thunder
that be us bitch
that be us
But
now my heart pitter patters
races
wonderin what it all means... where is truth really?
Then I stop wonderin... I begin to know
Cause I know you
knew you when I was tryin to help you crawl
out from under the rock
you like to lay
Yes I know that married men are
your specialty...
Knew that from the giddy up go
you never respected me when I was tryin
to help you get it together
so why should you now...
I ain't never gonna forget how you came up
ovah when I was livin in them apartments by the ferris wheel park
––that time you was
playin mo' drunk than yo' ass was––rubbin up and down yo leg
playin with the hairs on'um—sayin you sho' need to shave
brushin up and down talkin bout—;it's likea forest-seeee'
So Roo could tell you that you ought not shave
cause his daddy always tole him a
hairy legged woman mean she got rich hot blood
that can make a man dream winnin numbers
and have a lotta superbowl winnin sons...
and you laughin
talkin bout––'really? really? you think?'
I forgave you for that
cause I knew you always had low self esteem
and I forgave him cause I figured he knew you had it too
He got that Jesus with a hard dick complex
wanna save every bitch that's got hoe DNA
he just lucked up with me
cause if he wasn't with me he'd probably been part of yo fool collection
suckin niggahs dry
But that taught me a valuable lesson––any bitch come ovah to my crib
discussin they personals, rubbin up on they self––ovah posin in my foyer full length mirror—any thang while my husband is around will immediately get a door slammed hard...
let the do' knob hitcha where the good Lord splitcha
Anyway this is all to say that
I suggest you be clear
to your self about how much
you wanna––as you said in that silly ass email of yours: "just stay friends like always;)"
with My HUSBAND
Because if you rollin like a tramp down a truckstop diner on payday
then know that with all actions there is an equal opposite reaction...
Don't think this is about some jealous shit—naw this is about respect
There is a difference
Learn it and live
In case you too stupid to know what I'm talkin about
then go rent the Godfather bitch
or tape it between them ham hock thighs of yours
five finger discount style that you know so well how to do––
Watch it—think of ya self when you see that horse head
bloodied up in that bed
What go around will be dealt with by #1RoosBoo...
Connect the dots bitch cause I know you goin "huh? what?"
ooo see I know you with that fake baby voice will never fool the
1 who will stir that shit up and eat it for breakfast like nothin
Don't think I'm checkin on a one sided tip... I see Roo wrote you first to say we got married
I guess that's something yall share in common... neither of yall is too bright so
knowin you sucha dumb heifer from hell
lemme break it down in this way:
..deception means destruction... yeah he'll feel it
my wrath and vengeance... I don't know no way
just crazy some say...
so if it comes to that
a time bomb set off cause of you
tryin to come between 2
doin the do...
just gone have to be yo head
laid up at the foot
hung up by a tree
cut off by a guillotine... Roo got it comin too
peace to yall both
...yeah I got it like that and you should hear the beat that goes behind it
snatchin yo mug off into a thousand particles
One final word to you:
all you really wanna do is suck ya daddy's dick cause he wasn't there for you in a real way
From me: who don't give a rat's asshole
Know that you have met your match
cause an ass whuppin ain't but a blink away...
all done with out ever lookin at your troll ass mug
